Labour leadership month: Meet the candidates
Hello, and welcome back to Labour leadership month at Campus Rag. Here you’ll find our profiles of all of the candidates for leader of the Labour Party, where each will set out...
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Labour leadership profile: Ralph Miliband
Name & Title: Ralph Miliband Age: 96 Slogan: ‘Let’s demolish the broad church’ Key policies: An end to the broad church or big tent approach to politics: the Labour party must lead...
Labour leadership profile: Sir Keir Starmer
Name & Title: Sir Keir Rodney Starmer DPP CPS KCB QC PC D.U. LL.D. BCL MP Age: 58 Slogan: ‘Another New Labour is possible’ Key policies: To work with, not against, the...
Labour leadership profile: Lord Ian Austin
Name & Title: Lord Ian Austin, Baron Austin of Dudley Age: 55 Slogan: ‘Red Tories for a Blue Labour’ Key policies: I will seek a military alliance with Israel I will end...
Labour leadership profile: Ed Miliband
Name & Title: Edward Samuel Miliband Age: 50 Slogan: ‘Hell yes I’m tough enough’ Key policies: Labour needs to stand for clear ideals and values that everyone can understand, but our new,...
Labour leadership profile: David Miliband
Name & Title: David Miliband PC Age: 55 Slogan: ‘A pro-business Labour for a brighter future’ Key policies: Labour needs to adopt a pro-business approach, calling for lower corporation taxes and more...
Welcome to Labour leadership month
Who will lead the opposition in just one month’s time? Will it be a sensible, electable man in a proper suit and tie, or will it be another scumbag in an anorak snorting on about allotments and how Palestinian people have the right to exist?
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