Ten obscure careers to sex up this Halloween
We’ve all heard of the sexy nurse and the sexy cat – but what other neglected careers need a bit of racy love this Halloween? 10. Train Driver Choo Choo! If that...
Monthly Archive: October 2015
Just Call Me Greg’s Place
Chancellor of The University of York, Mr Dyke, has supported the building of the ‘‘Just Call Me Greg’’ Place’ outside Vanbrugh. This will be an outdoor community space and is due to...
Men named ‘Daniel William Heyford’ most likely to cheat, shows investigation
Campus Rag’s recent, cutting edge piece of research into cheating at university has discovered that men named ‘Daniel William Heyford’ are most likely to be unfaithful to their partner. The investigation, carried...
I don’t need fire safety talks
Let me get one thing straight. I’m not an arsonist. I’m a sensible, compassionate, thoughtful human being. I go to a Russell Group university. I use apostrophes correctly. I’m academically successful, and...
How to keep your bikini body now the clocks are going back
Winter is fast approaching and the clocks are going back which means every right minded woman is thinking: what about my bikini body? Help! Thousands of you have spent the entire summer...
Happy Birthday, Ben Leatham!
Happy birthday Ben Leatham! We at Campus Rag are all wishing you the best on this special occasion. And it’s not just us, either! YUSU President Kallum Taylor was on the phone...
Outrage after Feminist Society member holds opinion
Those naughty feminists have been at it again! Not satisfied with last term’s ‘Castration For All’ campaign, which – contrary to its tagline – saw feminists run rampant specifically targeting male university...
Comment Spotlight
First off – I’d like to apologise for the lack of a comment spotlight last week. The simple fact of the matter is that there weren’t any good comments. Also, there weren’t...
Hi, I’m your new tutor
Hi there. Please, come in, sit down. We haven’t started yet – barely anyone’s arrived! Maybe if they’d been at home studying instead of partying with Tommy Fong and co, things would...
Paper butterflies miraculously cure depression
A recent initiative to spread paper butterflies offering tips on coping with mental health issues has been found to completely cure all known disorders and problems. The butterflies, posted against the advice...
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