Ten obscure careers to sex up this Halloween

We’ve all heard of the sexy nurse and the sexy cat – but what other neglected careers need a bit of racy love this Halloween?

10. Train Driver

Choo Choo! If that isn’t the noise of sex appeal I don’t know what is. A much overlooked costume, the Sexy Train Driver will guarantee you’ll be the hottest dressed at any party.

9. Podiatrist

You’ll look so sexy people will think something is afoot! A cute alternative to the sexy nurse.

8. Vicar

Have you ever questioned why, at tarts and vicars parties, the tarts get to have all the suggestive fun? Unfortunately prejudices like these often happen all over the country on Halloween. Break societies mould, sauce up your old Vicar costume.

7. Telesales

Ring ring, ring ring! You’ll be sure to pick up with a sexy telesales outfit! People skills are integral to telesales so wherever you go this you’ll be the focal point of the party.

6. Mortician

It’s Halloween! What’s more precise and truthful than dressing up as someone who actually deals with dead people! Remember though – sex it up! We suggest some fishnets to go with your sense of unease.

5. Lecturer

Who hasn’t found a lecturer attractive before? Why not steal their clothes for a genuine feel and absolutely zero ramifications!

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4. Leaflet Distributor

You can have fun with this one by giving it a creative touch and printing your number on the flyers! Statistically someone will eventually call.

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3. Immigration Officer

The subject of immigration is controversial, topical and hot right now. All it needs is a bit of va va voom. Who doesn’t love an Immigration Officer? Just make sure the border of your skirt doesn’t extent to your knees!

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2. Museum Curator

The silent heroes of careers, Museum Curators are long overdue their moment in the spotlight. Why not commit to the role and kick everyone out the party at 6.30pm? In a sexy way of course.

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1. Canteen assistant

Would you like some sauce with that? ‘No, there is already enough sauce here because of your sexy outfit!’ people will be saying. Roll on Halloween!

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