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The End of Corbyn It’s a day of great joy as that dragon, Jeremy Corbyn, has finally been beheaded. As foretold in the Statesman Scrolls, the spectre haunting Europe has been deposed....
Parents: jubilate! Ye need not worry for Christmas gifts this year. Hamleys have placed monitor lizards at number 4 on their list of top Christmas toys for 2020, and you can buy...
Today in #heartwarming: the forest fires sweeping the western United States that have displaced tens of thousands of citizens and turned the skies orange have been revealed to be for a fandragular...
An anonymous student has ‘blown the whistle’ on the university’s transgender inclusivity policies, calling for them to ‘stop the madness’ and cease making accommodations for a fictional identity group. The student, who...
David Duncan, Registrar and Secretary at the University of York and occasional novelist, has today announced the University’s plan to deal with the floods impacting upon exams and assessments: all deadlines are...
It’s a Sunday afternoon on campus. The sky is covered by clouds, the ducks have gathered on the path between Goodricke and Langwith, and students everywhere are incensed. No, it’s not because...
Chancellor of The University of York, Mr Dyke, has supported the building of the ‘‘Just Call Me Greg’’ Place’ outside Vanbrugh. This will be an outdoor community space and is due to...
Campus Rag’s recent, cutting edge piece of research into cheating at university has discovered that men named ‘Daniel William Heyford’ are most likely to be unfaithful to their partner. The investigation, carried...
Those naughty feminists have been at it again! Not satisfied with last term’s ‘Castration For All’ campaign, which – contrary to its tagline – saw feminists run rampant specifically targeting male university...
A recent initiative to spread paper butterflies offering tips on coping with mental health issues has been found to completely cure all known disorders and problems. The butterflies, posted against the advice...
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