Monitor lizards surpass gerbils to become UK’s most popular pet
Parents: jubilate! Ye need not worry for Christmas gifts this year. Hamleys have placed monitor lizards at number 4 on their list of top Christmas toys for 2020, and you can buy...
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Children everywhere rejoice as Swiper sentenced to life in prison
Children all across the world collectively screamed in joy today as nefarious villain Swiper the Fox was finally given a life sentence by Freddy the Judge. The guilty verdict came earlier this...
Paper butterflies miraculously cure depression
A recent initiative to spread paper butterflies offering tips on coping with mental health issues has been found to completely cure all known disorders and problems. The butterflies, posted against the advice...
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