Labour leadership profile: Sir Keir Starmer
Name & Title: Sir Keir Rodney Starmer DPP CPS KCB QC PC D.U. LL.D. BCL MP Age: 58 Slogan: ‘Another New Labour is possible’ Key policies: To work with, not against, the...
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