Welcome back from us at Campus Rag!
Welcoming words from our administrator Hidely-ho, fiddle-de-dee, and a joyous welcome back to thee! Yes, you may have noticed, Campus Rag is back! Some of you may be wondering, but, where did...
Tagged: YUSU
Transgender people are a mass hallucination, claims York student
An anonymous student has ‘blown the whistle’ on the university’s transgender inclusivity policies, calling for them to ‘stop the madness’ and cease making accommodations for a fictional identity group. The student, who...
We should dissolve YUSU. Also, I hate trans people.
I think I speak for literally the entire student community when I say that I have no confidence in YUSU and that we should dissolve the union. Guys, we’ve just had an...
Where was my invitation to the free speech circle-jerk?
It’s a hard time to be a plain white man who loves free speech nowadays. As The Yorker‘s venerable upholder of cynical neo-liberal horseradish Jack Harvey reported, representatives from the University of York’s...
University announces plans to bring all exams forward a week in light of floods
David Duncan, Registrar and Secretary at the University of York and occasional novelist, has today announced the University’s plan to deal with the floods impacting upon exams and assessments: all deadlines are...
OUTRAGEOUS! Petition to no-platform GOD from abortion debate!
It’s a Sunday afternoon on campus. The sky is covered by clouds, the ducks have gathered on the path between Goodricke and Langwith, and students everywhere are incensed. No, it’s not because...
Happy Birthday, Ben Leatham!
Happy birthday Ben Leatham! We at Campus Rag are all wishing you the best on this special occasion. And it’s not just us, either! YUSU President Kallum Taylor was on the phone...
Outrage after Feminist Society member holds opinion
Those naughty feminists have been at it again! Not satisfied with last term’s ‘Castration For All’ campaign, which – contrary to its tagline – saw feminists run rampant specifically targeting male university...
New College Football Season or something
Very soon you’ll be hearing an awful lot about football at Uni, and you’ll probably be hearing about it for the rest of the year. Until summer. Then you’ll hear about real...
STATE OF EMERGENCY: CAMPUS RAG HACKED
Martial law is to be declared across campus today after stalwart publication and defender of personal liberties Campus Rag fell victim to cyberattacks. Readers of Campus Rag woke up this morning to find...
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